Preview Mode Links will not work in preview mode

Fumbled Penis Podcast

Aug 24, 2023

Recorded in the studio

For offensive and funny gun stickers check out

I'm changing my nationality to Ukrainian tomorrow so I can get some of those freedom dollars we're handing...

Aug 17, 2023

Recorded in the studio

For the best stickers and patches on the internet check out and use code PENIS at checkout

Wanna hear me sing like a retard standing in the woods? Download this episode. Wanna hear me talk about guns? Sign up for premium episodes at

Glocks and Hipoint yeet...

Jul 26, 2023

From the studio today's episode discusses the passing of some bald headed bitch and why Cabelas is the fudd magnet of the universe.

For offensive stickers and patches checkout

Jul 19, 2023

It's only been 5 weeks! Sunday episodes at

Support a local artist! DEATH-NUT has lots of cool shit

Things with The Tree aren't looking good. This episode is more of a favor to the members of the Fumbled Penis Podcast Premium Episode Family. 

Groupchats, jarjar binks, and me possibly becoming a...

Jun 14, 2023

Brought to you in part by

For the best patches and stickers on the planet, check out and use promo code PENIS to save some cash.

Today's episode is ad free because of "reasons" but I get into the mysterious suicide of Uncle Ted Kaczynski, pit bulls off their leash, and the phenomenon of ducking...